I must be as strong as my lady mother.
"If you saw me on a sunday, you’d just mistake me for a burglar who just run really fast from the scene of crime… cause I look that dodgy."(x)
last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere
i wasn’t joking
girls don’t want boys. girls want well written female characters and a black widow movie
"so you think you’re the queen of ice?…"
I actually love Maisie Williams
these are so true they hurt
Imagine if Lestat had actually turned into a priest as he wanted.
ooc; Imagine if Lestat became a priest and Louis actually sold the plantation and moved them all back to France so Paul could be a priest and then Lestat and Paul were priests together except Lestat met Paul’s hot big brother and they had some steamy sex as Louis confessed his sins
And then they all died because French Revolution blog 17k91 lol.
ooc: ^^thanks for giving Lestat another fantasy.Ooc: We all know Lestat would be the worst priest ever. Someone relatively cute would come to him saying they partook in carnal sin and he’d be like “heeeeeeeeyyyyy that’s okay baby! We all do it. Now let’s bang.” He’d absolve everyone’s sins by fucking them away and the Vatican WILL CATCH ON.