tbh if levi failed to kill erwin and if a titan failed to kill erwin there’s no way a dusty old man in a bathrobe will kill erwindusty old man in bathrobe
i want the d(AMN AGE OF ULTRON TRAILER COME ON MARVEL)
mcu meme - 7/7 relationships; pepper potts and tony stark.
You’re right, I don’t deserve her. But here’s where you are wrong: she was already perfect.
do not trust people who get excited about halloween they may in fact be skeletons
Oh CRAP! THEY ARE ON TO US!
fun father’s day idea: break your dad out of the pentagon
and hold his head gently so he doesn’t get whiplash
SUMMER SELFIE WITH THE TWINS AND THE LITTLE MAGNET
MCU Clint Barton: Rugged and Handsome Action Hero, defeats hordes of Chitauri without getting a scratch on him, lands sick jumps off skyscrapers, too cool to speak outside of quips
Comic Book Clint Barton: gets his ass kicked by russian gangsters in tracksuits on a daily basis, would probably eat floor pizza if Kate wasn’t around to stop him
*shows up 15 minutes late with a crappy dorito comic*
Origin Stories: CAPTAIN DORITO (this is part 1) (part 2 out next week or something)
anicent roleplay proverb (via fatali-morte)